AISubs v3.7
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Toshimitsu and... - Fushimi-kun...
- will compete in... - will compete in...
(Fushimi-kun vs. Fushimi-kun)
As you know, Fushimi-san and I have really bad eyesight.
- That's right. - We study a lot, don't we?
- That's right. - That's right.
We can't really do our daily life,
so I can't take off my contacts and Fushimi-san can't see either.
- That's why people with good eyesight don't really know. - They don't know.
- They don't know the meaning of it. - They don't know the meaning of it.
- We live in a world like this. - Yes, it's really like this.
- It's dangerous. - It's dangerous.
We can live now because we rely on contacts and glasses,
but what do we do when we die?
This time, we'll use our eyesight and do our best to make a living.
Fushimi-san and I will compete with our eyesight and see who wins.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Before we start, can you show us a normal catch? - Sure, sure.
- You're wearing glasses, right? - It's normal.
- Of course it is. - This is...
- It's okay, right? - Yeah.
- Can I take it off? - Take it off, then.
This is bad! If you're going to do it, do it! Give it back!
- Rock, paper, scissors first! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Okay! - Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
- Can you see? - Which one?
- No, no! - What are you doing?
- What is that?! - It's scary! It's really scary!
- Huh?! - It's really scary!
- It's dangerous! - Hey!
- Take it off! - Take it off!
- It's over. - Take it off already!
What is that?
He found it!
I think you can roughly see that my eyesight is really bad.
This is the best condition for you to catch it.
You can see it if you come over here.
Since you can't do it if you have bad eyesight, we'll play the first game.
- First one! - Knock!
- It's dangerous!
- It's scary! - It's really dangerous!
- You'll get hit by the ball and the one who catches it first wins. - Okay.
- Let's play the first game! - Okay!
[First Game]
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Here I go! - Okay!
- No way! - You can catch it!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- It's over! - You can't catch it!
- Please! - Please!
Okay!
Did you catch it just now?
You can't tell if it's a rock, you might be able to catch it!
- It's a rock! - I'm sorry if my eyesight is bad!
- He's a fool. - Here I go!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- Go! - Go!
- No way! - If it was a rock, you could have caught it!
- I don't know! - I forgot!
- When I realized it, it was here! - I think it's fine for me to lose now!
- That's right! - That's pride!
- It might be added by one more point! - Oh, okay!
- If it's added, it's 1-1, and if it's not added, it's 2-0! - But you're not pride in the first place!
- That's true! - That's true!
- Here it is! - Where?!
- I'm scared! - Wait!
- Tetsuya, you can catch up! - Here I go!
- Okay!
- Go! - Go!
- What?!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Where did it go?! - Miss! Miss! Miss!
- What?!
- You're being played with!
- Here it is! - Huh?!
- Watch out, Tetsuya! - Okay!
- What?!
- Here it is! - Huh?!
- To the left! - I'm so scared!
- The line band came off!
- Why don't you just throw it right up close?!
- What?!
- Here it is!
- Are you saying I'm bad?!
- Here I go!
- Catch it! Catch it! Catch it!
- I'm scared! I'm scared!
- I'm scared!
- Here it is!
- Miss!
- I thought it'd hit around here, but it was around here.
- Right?!
- That means it's around here!
- Behind you!
- You know that thing that goes "boom, boom" in front of you?
- It's a little annoying, but...
- What are you saying?!
- It goes "boom, boom" in front of you.
- Are you sick?!
- Here it is!
- It went in!
- Well, that means it's completely up to Mushi - san.
By the way, I forgot to tell you, but there's a punishment for this, right?
Oh, right! I forgot to tell you!
Yeah, for this punishment game...
if you get hit in the eye, it's so dangerous you could die.
So you have to wear glasses that you can't take off.
I don't know what you're talking about!
You have to wear glasses for a week.
Why do you call it a punishment game?
I've been doing it for a week.
- Your name is also "glasses". - It's your fault!
If you lose, you wear glasses. If you lose, you wear glasses.
Why?!
- Let's move on to the second match! - Okay!
Second match!
[Second Match]
I think this is probably the most common and troublesome one.
- It's a quiz about people. - Yes.
I'll tell you a serious story. If I tell you a serious story...
- Ryoka. - What?!
- Serious! This is serious! - Yeah, if you have a bad eye...
- if you say, "Does your face recognize it?" it's really real. - What?!
So for this time...
I've had these two good-eyed people prepare humans for us.
Mushi-san and I will stand in the same place...
and just name someone who comes up to us.
If you look at it from a normal person's perspective, you'd say, "What are you doing?"
- You know this person, right? - I know this person.
I really don't know who you called...
so if you've seen this person before in your life, you all have a choice now.
The correct answer is...
Nanako-chan!
Please!
- Okay, let's go! - Okay!
- We're ready, so... - Please!
Let's have you come back, please!
One, two...
- Let's go! - First of all, there's no one here!
Where are you?!
Who's walking towards us?!
Ready...
Start!
[Ryoka]
Doesn't he look like that guy from "Shinkansen"?
He looks like Bakabon's dad!
I can see it clearly now!
He's putting out a fire!
- Oh, that's Kanta! - It's Kanta!
- It's Kujaku! - It looks like Kujaku!
- Kujaku?! - Y-yes!
- Kujaku! - You're wrong!
- I don't know what you're doing! - What is this?!
- He's an idol!
- An idol and Kuka! - There's something like this...
- It's like a dating show! - There is!
- Okay! - Okay!
Start!
- Zane! - What?!
- I really don't know! But I'll say it anyway! - Okay!
- Okay!
- It's like a dating show... - It's like a dating show...
- I'm not an adult *****! - Hey!
- What? - Oh, me neither!
- Hey! - Oh, me neither!
- Too bad! - No way!
- Scary! - Isn't it me?
- If you say so, it doesn't look like it. - I'm not surprised at such a thing.
- Isn't it me in this car?
- Hahaha! - It's really close.
- Wait, really? - It's really close.
- This is really... - Really?!
- What are you doing?! - This is a real experiment!
- Hahaha!
- Huh? - You're kidding me!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Too bad! - No way!
- I'm not a real girlfriend!
- Hahaha! - Huh? Wait a minute...
- I'll kiss you! - Hahaha!
- Hey, what are you doing?! - I don't know!
- Wait a minute!
- I really don't think you're lying! - You're kidding me!
- I really don't know! - You're not lying!
- Hurry up and say it! - Ahhh!
- You're right! - Oh!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Can we take a look? - Let's take a good look.
- Yes. - Oh, you're right!
- You're scary!
- No, it's like this. - You're scary!
- You're really scary! - Like this.
- No, it's fine like this. - I'll kiss you!
- Wait, really?! - I'll kiss you! I love you, uncle!
- Hahaha! - You're disgusting!
- Wait, you really know my name?!
- I know it for sure! - I can see your face!
- Huh?! - Wait a minute! - Really?!
- If you're kidding me, it's really bad! - I'm sorry.
- Sorry, but you don't know me!
- I know you for sure! - I know you for sure!
- Maybe... - Your impression is...
- Yeah, you're right! - Yeah, I thought so!
- Your hair color has changed. - My hair color has changed.
- Your image has changed. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I knew it like this, but... - Huh?!
- Wait a minute! - You're scary!
- You know me?! - I know you!
- Wait a minute! I love you!
- Please delete this! - Hahaha!
- I have glasses, so I can wear them now. - Oh, you can wear glasses.
- Can you tell me the correct answer? - Really?
- Here's the correct answer!
- Huh?!
- Huh?! Who is it?! - Hey! You!
- Have you ever talked about me? - Yes, only once.
- What did I say?
- Hahaha!
- I have a point, but it's rude of me to say it. - That's right.
- Well, it's a one-point deduction. - It's one-one deduction, Mr. Kichido.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you. Thank you very much.
- So, it's the final match against the same point. - Yes.
- Heading shot! - Clap, clap, clap, clap!
- For now, it is assumed that the cross will come up normally this time. - Yes.
- So, we asked this person to come this time. - Yes.
- Please come in. - Hello!
- I'm Deppa. - Yes, I'm Deppa of "Exhibition Battalion".
- Yay, yay, yay! - Thank you very much.
- Can you see me? Can you see me? Can you see me? - Yes, we can see you.
- Well, let's do it! - Yes!
[The final match against "Exhibition Battalion"]
- Oh! - Oh!
- Oh, it hurts! - Oh!
- Oh, it hurts! - Oh, it hurts!
- Oh, no! It's really scary! - Oh, no!
- Go! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Good one! - Low!
- Hahaha! - No, no, no, no, no!
- Down! - Good one!
- Argh! - Argh!
- Thank you for your hard work!
- Good! Good! - It's really scary!
- Down! Down! - Good!
- Argh! - Argh!
- Down! Down! - Good!
- Argh! - Aargh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's inside!
- No, it's not! Haha! - Good!
- Down! - Good!
- Argh!
- Good! - Good!
- Oh, here it is! - Are you kidding me?
- Down! - Good!
- Argh!
- Good! - Argh!
- What?! - Why did you do that?!
- Good! - Argh!
- What?! - Why did you do that?!
- Seriously? - What did you do!?
- What about this? - Wow!
- Argh!
- He hit it! - Wow!
He jumped and hit it!
- OK, it's working! - Nice!
- How's that?! - Nice, nice!
- Wonderful! Nice! - Nice!
- Wait, wait!
- He's leading! - I see, I see!
- I don't know yet! - It's going in nicely!
- It's a goal! - OK!
- How's that?! - Nice!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Awesome! - We did it!
- Huh?! - Awesome!
- OK, thank you! - Thank you!
- How's that?! - How's that?!
- It's still in bloom! - OK, let's play a speed game!
- Whoever cuts the grass first wins! - OK!
- You're first! - No way!
- Go ahead! - OK!
- Oh! - Goal!
- Even if you're lucky, you can't score! - Hahaha!
- Go! - Goal!
- Goal!
- Hey, you can't score!
Goal!
This is goodbye from glasses life!
If you decide, you win!
Thank you so much for the glasses!
You have a bad eye sight!
Special glasses!
So...
If this world could be seen by the naked eye...
I don't know if I would be like this.
It's dangerous, so I'm going to wear glasses every day from tomorrow.
For now, you can simply wear my glasses.
Wow!
Awesome!
What?
Wow!
I can see people's smiles!
What is that?
I've been talking to you for a while now!
Let's keep our eyes healthy and have a wonderful life!
Yes!
Bye-bye!